"Should Have Swallowed - Inappropriate Dark Humor T-Shirt | Fatal Wear"
"Life's biggest regrets come in small packages. This provocative Fatal Wear design delivers a not-so-subtle message about poor life choices. Perfect for those who appreciate dark, inappropriate humor and aren't afraid to wear their twisted thoughts. Features our signature minimalist sperm design with a message that hits harder than your daddy issues.
• Premium quality dark humor apparel • Perfect for fans of uncensored comedy • Part of Fatal Wear's Inappropriate Collection • Available in various sizes • Best paired with a questionable sense of humor
Warning: This shirt may offend your mother. Actually, that's kind of the point.
*Not suitable for family gatherings or first dates (unless that's your thing)
RETURN POLICY: Returns and exchanges are ONLY accepted for product defects Each piece undergoes rigorous quality inspection before shipping If you receive a defective item: • Contact within 48 hours of receipt • Provide clear photos of defect • Keep all original packaging and tags • Await authorization before returning
No returns accepted for: • Buyer's remorse • Size issues • "It's not what I expected"
Introducing a chic and humorous unisex softstyle t-shirt that brings a light-hearted vibe to your wardrobe. Ideal for casual outings or relaxed gatherings, this t-shirt combines comfort and style effortlessly. Crafted from breathable, lightweight fabric, it’s perfect for all-day wear, making it suitable for various occasions, from parties to laid-back weekend gatherings. Express your personality with a statement that’s sure to spark conversation. This shirt is perfect for friends, couples, or anyone with a playful sense of humor. Great for birthdays, anniversaries, or just making someone smile, it’s a versatile addition to any wardrobe!
Product features
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a sleek look.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes back seams and prevents stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for durability and comfort.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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