"Losing An Eye Is Hilarious - Dark Humor T-Shirt | Fatal Wear"
"Turn tragedy into comedy with this twisted take on classic playground warnings. When someone says 'you'll lose an eye,' most people show concern - we just grab popcorn and wait for the show. This Fatal Wear design perfectly captures that moment when concern turns to entertainment.
• Premium quality dark humor apparel • For those who laugh at other people's misfortunes • Part of Fatal Wear's Twisted Warnings Collection • Available in various sizes • Perfect for emergency room waiting areas
Warning: May cause inappropriate laughter at accident scenes. Side effects include being uninvited from first aid classes and getting concerned looks from your optometrist.
*Not recommended for cyclops support group meetings or dart tournaments
RETURN POLICY: Returns and exchanges are ONLY accepted for product defects Each piece undergoes rigorous quality inspection before shipping If you receive a defective item: • Contact within 48 hours of receipt • Provide clear photos of defect • Keep all original packaging and tags • Await authorization before returning
No returns accepted for: • Buyer's remorse • Size issues • "It's not what I expected"
Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, a perfect blend of comfort and style that embodies a laid-back yet vibrant vibe. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee feels like a dream against your skin, making it a great addition to your wardrobe all year round. Its classic fit and crew neckline ensure versatility, allowing you to seamlessly transition from casual outings to semi-formal events. Ideal for those who appreciate humor and wit, this shirt is especially great for gifting during holidays and celebrations like birthdays, October festivities, or any social gathering where laughter is a must. Whether you're dressing up for a night out or lounging at home, this t-shirt brings a touch of fun and levity into everyday life.
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton; Oeko-Tex certified
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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