Human Trophy Collector - Dark Humor Serial Killer T-Shirt | Fatal Wear
For those who prefer their collections to be... breathing challenged. This Fatal Wear design is perfect for anyone who's watched too many true crime documentaries and thinks storage units are just adult dollhouses. Our 'I'm not a serial killer, I just collect human-shaped trophies' shirt lets everyone know your hobbies are... unique.
• Premium quality dark humor apparel • Perfect for true crime enthusiasts • Part of Fatal Wear's Serial Killer Collection • Available in various sizes • Pairs well with suspicious basement noises
Warning: May cause concerned looks from neighbors and unexpected visits from law enforcement. Side effects include being removed from neighborhood watch groups and getting flagged on dating apps.
*Not recommended for police lineups or job interviews at storage facilities
RETURN POLICY: Returns and exchanges are ONLY accepted for product defects Each piece undergoes rigorous quality inspection before shipping If you receive a defective item: • Contact within 48 hours of receipt • Provide clear photos of defect • Keep all original packaging and tags • Await authorization before returning
No returns accepted for: • Buyer's remorse • Size issues • "It's not what I expected"
Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, perfect for those who love to express their unique sense of humor! Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee offers a soft, comfortable fit that you'll want to wear every day. Whether you’re lounging at home, hanging out with friends, or attending a casual gathering, this relaxed t-shirt effortlessly blends style and comfort. Its classic fit and crew neckline make it suitable for any occasion, from informal outings to quirky-themed parties. Ideal for casual wearers, this shirt is a hit for anyone looking to make a statement. Great for gifting during holidays like Halloween, birthdays, or just because! Stand out with a tee that showcases your playful side!
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
- Classic crew neckline for a versatile fit
- Ethically produced with US cotton, ensuring sustainability
- Durable with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for added stability
- Meets quality standards for flammability and other safety requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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