Do I Look Like I Won't Bury You in the Woods Tee – Dark Threats Collection | Fatal Wear®

$24.99

Colors: White

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Spoiler alert: You should probably assume the answer is no. Our "Do I Look Like I Won't Bury You in the Woods" design is the perfect blend of menacing humor and brutal honesty. A friendly reminder that underestimating someone is a terrible life choice. For those who've perfected the art of the thinly veiled threat, who know that looking innocent is the best camouflage, and who understand that the woods are vast and full of possibilities. Sometimes the sweetest smiles hide the darkest intentions. Perfect for true crime enthusiasts, people tired of being underestimated, hikers with a dark sense of humor, and anyone who wants to politely remind others that they're capable of absolutely anything. Consider this your public service announcement. Product Features:

Premium soft cotton for maximum comfort while plotting
Bold "Do I Look Like I Won't Bury You in the Woods" design
Classic unisex fit for all levels of intimidation
Guaranteed conversation ender (or starter, depending on your audience)
Unofficial warning label for those who need it

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) | Tumble dry low | Do not bleach | Iron low if needed | Do not dryclean

🚑 RETURN POLICY: CODE BLUE - All sales final, like your decisions. ✅ Defect? Evidence within 7 days. ❌ Wrong size? Even threats need proper presentation. ⚠️ Warning: May result in increased personal space, nervous laughter from strangers, and being taken significantly more seriously. Fatal Wear not responsible for any actual woodland activities, sudden respect from previously annoying individuals, or being added to anyone's "do not mess with" list. This is humor—we think.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added support and durability
- Seamless construction reduces waste and enhances design appeal
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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