Teddy Bear Autopsy Tee – Forensic Comfort Conundrum Edition | Fatal Wear®

Ever wondered what’s lurking beneath childhood comfort? Enter the Teddy Bear Autopsy Tee: a split-psyche statement piece pairing nostalgia with a stark autopsy aesthetic. One half remains plush and innocent—classic brown teddy, soft fur, button eye. The other half? An exposed skeletal underbelly—bones where stuffing once lived, fur stripped back, a grin that’s more sinister than sweet. Wear it when you want your outside to say “hug me” and your inside to scream “not so fast.” Printed on our premium, soft-but-structured black 100% cotton tee—dark, durable, and ideal for crisp, haunting prints. This is streetwear for the delightfully strange, the ones confronting both comfort and chaos. Don’t be fooled by teddy’s cute side: this shirt is strictly for those brave enough to face the split between light and macabre. Product Features:

• Shoulder tape for enhanced durability and shape retention
• Constructed without side seams to reduce fabric waste and for a clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar without seam for a no-chafe fit
• Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric—perfect for showing off bold, dark art
• Medium weight, built for existential crises

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold (max 30C/90F)
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning
• Treat with the gentle respect of a treasured childhood trauma

🚑 RETURN POLICY: CODE BLUE
All sales are final—there are no resurrections on the autopsy table. ✅ If your shirt arrives D.O.A. due to manufacturing defects, email us photos within 7 days and we’ll patch you up (or issue store credit if we’ve dissected them all). ❌ Wrong size? Once it’s split, there’s no going back—check our size chart like your life depends on it. 📏 Variations in printing? That’s part of the pathology—totally normal. ⚠️ Warning:
Wearing this tee may provoke existential dread, double takes from strangers, and difficult questions about the fate of childhood. Fatal Wear accepts no responsibility for psychological disturbances, sudden bursts of dark humor, or questions from concerned parents.