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I Speak Fluent Eye Roll Tee – Supreme Side-Eye Edition | Fatal Wear®

$24.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Why bother saying it out loud when your eyes do everything for you? The “I Speak Fluent Eye Roll” Tee is the silent-but-deadly statement piece for anyone who’s got attitude to spare and zero patience for nonsense. Crisp, distressed white text on pure black—subtle enough for sarcasm, bold enough for your daily dose of teenage contempt. Printed on our ultra-soft, street-ready 100% cotton tee—perfect for serving snark at school, at home, or wherever you feel the urge to communicate... non-verbally. Channel maximum unimpressed energy and let everyone know you only speak fluent eye roll. Product Features:
  • Reinforced shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
  • No side seams, for a cleaner look and reduced waste
  • Ribbed collar for a comfortable, lasting fit
  • Premium, smooth 100% cotton in deepest black for drama and pristine contrast
  • Medium weight—built for routine micro-aggressions
Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F)
  • Tumble dry low
  • No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning—life is too short for high-maintenance
🚑 RETURN POLICY: CODE BLUE
All sales are final—resurrections and do-overs don’t happen here. ✅ Manufacturing defect? Haunt us with photos within 7 days and we’ll replace it or offer store credit if it’s gone for good. ❌ Wrong size? Check the size chart, not your horoscope—no take-backs. 📏 Minor printing variations? That’s just added character, not a flaw. ⚠️ Warning:
Wearing this tee may trigger involuntary eye rolls, school administrator side-eye, and friends asking, “Are you okay?” Fatal Wear is not responsible for sarcastic comments, lost patience, or public displays of attitude.

 

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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