
Who says medical humor can't be adorable? This design combines the cuteness of a weenie dog, the spookiness of Halloween, and the clever wit of medical imaging. An X-ray style illustration of a dachshund that's equal parts cute, clever, and slightly twisted, paired with the sweetest declaration of love for "her boo bees."
Perfect for veterinary professionals, medical students, dog lovers, couples with a sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates a good pun with a side of anatomical wit. Because sometimes love is best expressed through x-rays and bee-related wordplay.
Product Features:
Premium soft cotton for maximum comfort
Unique X-ray weenie dog design with visible skeleton
Bold "I love her boo bees" text in eye-catching bubble font
Classic unisex fit for medical humor enthusiasts
Perfect blend of adorable, clever, and slightly cheeky
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) | Tumble dry low | Do not bleach | Iron low if needed | Do not dryclean
🚑 RETURN POLICY: CODE BLUE - All sales final, like a clear x-ray.
✅ Defect? Evidence within 7 days. ❌ Wrong size? Even weenie dogs need proper measurements.
⚠️ Warning:
May result in increased medical puns, spontaneous dog cuddles, and being known as the person with the most unique sense of humor. Fatal Wear not responsible for sudden urges to explain anatomical jokes at parties or excessive dachshund appreciation.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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