Live, Laugh, Leave No Witnesses - Dark Humor Tee
Because basic motivational quotes are for people who don't appreciate the finer points of dark humor. This isn't your typical "live, laugh, love" garbage—this is for those of us who prefer our humor pitch black and our secrets buried deep.
Perfect for:
True crime enthusiasts who've seen too much
Dark humor connoisseurs with questionable playlists
Anyone whose therapist has concerns
People who make others nervous at parties
Serial killer documentary bingers
Those with a taste for the twisted
Design Details:
Bold, distressed white text on premium black fabric. Minimalist, menacing, and murderously stylish.
Specs:
100% cotton (or premium blend)
Unisex sizing
Soft, comfortable fabric
Durable print that won't fade (unlike your enemies)
Print-on-demand, always in stock
Return Policy - CODE BLUE:
All sales final unless there's a manufacturing defect. No exchanges, no size swaps, no witnesses. Report defects within 7 days with photographic evidence.
Some closets hide darker secrets... WEAR yours.
FATAL WEAR™ - Curator of
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Morbid Fascinations
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round wear
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit (no side seams) for shape retention and clean lines
- Ribbed knit collar without seam and tear-away label for comfortable, lasting fit
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeve/neck labels and DTG for main print areas for detailed design
- OEKO-TEX certified; meets safety standards; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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